Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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