I think i peed on brittanys purse
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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