Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So. Much. Porn.
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