well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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