I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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