Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Randomize
