Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
