Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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