just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
When are your genitals available?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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