She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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