Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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