you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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