you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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