The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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