So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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