Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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