is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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