okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize