u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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