Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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