return my video game
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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