I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize