if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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