so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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