I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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