Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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