There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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