Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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