There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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