Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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