His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The struggles of a small town man whore
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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