He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I came so hard my ears popped.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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