Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i dont even know how to be here
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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