Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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