Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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