great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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