i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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