i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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