Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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