he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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