You can't motorboat a personality
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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