Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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