I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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