Sponge bath it is.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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