i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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