dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm both gender and math confused
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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