No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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