if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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