OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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