Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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