Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
they're like a gay fantastic four
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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