literally had 100 drinks last night.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
How external is "for external use only"?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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