i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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